Hard Buttage Edit Meaning

1. A notably ginormouspenis. Look at that chick's long shlong! See shlong, weiner, hotdog..

1. to give someone a magic carpet ride by means of the face dude, your girlfriend gives the best facarpetrides See face, carpet, ride, ma..

1. A person who swoops down on a gas station attendant. The Gas Vulture is coming to get me...