Hard Candy

What is Hard Candy?


1.

An underage girl - often aged 12 to 16 - who is particularly attractive and/or gullible. In other words, a pedophile's dream. See Lolita.

All of the teen sites now are like dedicated to Hard Candy.

See lolita, pedophile, grooming, teen, easy

2.

Internet slang for an under-age girl.

Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"

See paedophile, candy, slang, internet, under-age

3.

a movie starring ellen page. since it's release it's pretty much impossible to search for hard candy and not get the movie. hopefully one day someone will release a movie called r@ygoldso all pedophile faggots who search for r@ygold will be greeted by a link to the imdb page.

we can only hope

hard candy is a good movie

See movie, pedophiles, ellen page, slang, online handle

4.

An underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. When she turns 16: It's legal to date her as an adult.

Yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to CANDY!

See hard, candy, legal, girl, 16

5.

1)A creepy movie about pedophiles

2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.

Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.

See psycho, kill, eunich, castrate, kinky

6.

something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."

boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?

girl: do you have cream filling?

boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH

See dp, skeeter, gun, bo bos, vans

7.

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"


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