Hard For The Guard

What is Hard For The Guard?

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.

Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

Quiznosh

1. To be sucked off while eating a sub from Quiznos. Possibly the greatest feeling ever. A pleasure for the receivers the mouth and penis...

Azalee

1. a person who is extraordinarily, beyond belief, amazingly cool. i want to makeout with azalee. right now...

Knobmuncher

1. A term used to describe a person who is a bit of a lickarse/brown-noser or just someone ya think is a dickhead! Look at that fucking kn..

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