Hard For The Guard

What is Hard For The Guard?

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.

Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

W00ter

1. w00t, or woot, but then cooler. person1: I passed my exams! person2: w00ter! I'm so happy for you! See woot, w00t, wooter, woute..

1. An unexpected orgasm. Sheila had an O! when she awoke to Kevin sucking her nipple. "I just had an O! when I changed my thong!&quo..

Turkish Turd

1. A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing. Ever since I had that turkish turd, I..

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