Hard For The Guard

What is Hard For The Guard?

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.

Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

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