What is Hard Hawk?
1.
The ability to obtain an erection for longer than 100 hours. ONLY immortals are blessed with this godly gift.
(If you do not have a Hard Hawk and have a boner for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately)
The Hawk at Phillips Academy Andover is blessed with a Hard Hawk.
Random Words:
1.
The resulting news coverage after the death of a celebrity.
Man, the obitutainment industry must be making SO much money after the deat..