Hard Hawk

What is Hard Hawk?

The ability to obtain an erection for longer than 100 hours. ONLY immortals are blessed with this godly gift.

(If you do not have a Hard Hawk and have a boner for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately)

The Hawk at Phillips Academy Andover is blessed with a Hard Hawk.

Ihaircut

1. When you're so broke in college that you have to cut your own hair or your buddy's hair in a shower stall. Sometimes might be..

Blumpting

1. Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet. Present tense: My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a ..

Muster

1. 1. to think up something clever 2. to conjure or summon "Your a wizard Harry! Muster up some kind a flying device to get us out o..

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