Hard Hawk

What is Hard Hawk?

The ability to obtain an erection for longer than 100 hours. ONLY immortals are blessed with this godly gift.

(If you do not have a Hard Hawk and have a boner for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately)

The Hawk at Phillips Academy Andover is blessed with a Hard Hawk.

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