Hard Hawk

What is Hard Hawk?

The ability to obtain an erection for longer than 100 hours. ONLY immortals are blessed with this godly gift.

(If you do not have a Hard Hawk and have a boner for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately)

The Hawk at Phillips Academy Andover is blessed with a Hard Hawk.

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

Nemod

1. A nerd who dresses like an emo and is odd. That guy with the black coat and gameboy colour is a nemod. See emo, nerd, otaku, odd, otan..

Quirft

1. Pronounced: "qwa-er-ffed" or the way it's spelled The utter BEING of awsomeness. The word you use when there wasn't..

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