Hard Norman

What is Hard Norman?


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To kill someone and make an ornamental beer stein out of their skull, complete with handle. To do this you would simply take the victims skull (after completely skinning it of course), then smashing a huge crater into the top of the skull. Simply attach handle and use as a drinking vessel.

Oh man, I really hate that fucking duchebag over there. I want to make him my next Hard Norman project.

If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.

Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead

See hard, kill, skull


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