What is Hard Wood?
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when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
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Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
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A big mistake made in the workplace, that may cause one to get fired (and thus he/she had better start refreshing his/her CV)
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a man that loves himself and is afraid of vagina.
foghornfagflower would not hit on women.
See jw, foghorn, justin..