Hard Wood

What is Hard Wood?

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

See boner, hard, viagra, masterbation

Eat A Candy Bar.

1. Office code for "Choke a bitch" Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar. See choke, bitch, candy, ba..

Kopimist

1. n. A "Kopimist" or "Kopimist intellectual" is person who has the philosophical belief that all information should be..

Zootiebag

1. To be drunk, high on whatever and acting stupid. You remember last night? Ya, I don't remember that shit I was all zootiebagged. ..

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