Hard Wood

What is Hard Wood?

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

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0vv//3[)

1. Ultimately owned. Spelled 0 (zero) vv (2 v's) //(these thingys) 3 (3) ) ( ,)) You just got 0vv//3) nubs. See owned, ownage, own,..

Your Couch

1. The heady way to say "fuck you." "Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fat..

Indian Island

1. An island in Maine. On this island everyone knows everything about you. Its to dramatic. I promise if you visit, you'll hate it. p..

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