What is Hard Wood?
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when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
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Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
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An exceedingly camp homosexual who dominates the gay community, spreading his cumamong as many queers as possible
That Rodney, he'..
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The fear of figures of speech.
Oh yeah. Alliterations, it it? Damn, this onometaphobia is getting to me!
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