What is Hard Wood?
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when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
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Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
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Random Words:
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Solid stick like feces that can be grasped and used as crayons and deface walls. Originally seen on the Mr. Hanky episode of South Park...
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redonkulous, ridiculous, absurd, etc.
hey, dickronculous, where's the bread!?
See ridiculous, dumb, absurd, redonkulous, crazy..
