Hard Wood

What is Hard Wood?

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

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Creamtastical

1. something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do... fred: holy crap that..

Awfulize

1. Awfulize - is the imagining of horrific situations and outcomes that don't yet exist, intense dread, fear, feelings of doom. "..

Ohgee

1. a sigh when you miss a moving object Ohgee you nearly had him See fred..

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