What is Hard Wood?
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when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
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Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
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Random Words:
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a street-walking prostitute
I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.
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A badass 4x4 truck that is usual..
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Someone who has just done something so lame, you have no words to express your disapointment. An indivual with no common sense. An idiot..
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as a male, being masturbated or masturbating yourself with the hand sitting atop the shaft with the thumb and index finger forming a rin..
