Hard Wood

What is Hard Wood?

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

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Quearing

1. An earring that is worn in the right ear of men. Guy 1: Did you see that guys quearing? Guy 2: Yeah he's obviously a homosexual. ..

Queuejack

1. when someone waits until the last minute and then changes your Netflix queue to all chickflicks. I thought Diehard 3 and Family Gu..

Xtain

1. a christian. hence the X. (cross) Ex1- "He's fundie (fundamentalist) 'xtain.' He believes the earth is 6000 years o..

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