Hard Wood

What is Hard Wood?

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

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Never-weres

1. People who tried hard to become famous but never really made it. Ed Wood surrounded himself with a motley crew of Hollywood misfits, ou..

Overtoast

1. To overdose on toast. This can result in nausea and a feeling like toast is about to be squeezed out your ears. Like if something sad ha..

Magligay

1. guys who like to go gathering 'NUTS' in may. 'i think he may be a little bit magligay...if u get my drift..' See g..

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