What is Hard Wood?
1.
when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
2.
Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
See
Random Words:
1.
A phrase used as slang for innuendo (see innuendo). When words, phrases and such can be taken and looked at in a sexual manner, but orig..
1.
the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. ..
