Hard Wood

What is Hard Wood?

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

See boner, hard, viagra, masterbation

Jake Mcmorrow

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Quoi?

1. Sound or exclamation of confusion, originating from the French word meaning what. -I saw Bert yesterday mowing his lawn... - Quoi? Wha..

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