What is Hardardt?
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the most beautiful girl in the world. she is beautiful like a tree. german girl. likes to look up dirty words on urban dictionary. thinks wet toast parties would be a good idea for hazing. is cracked out 95% of the time but i love her. would swim the oceans for you, the oceans for you, whoa oh oh kelsey. even if you're name isn't kelsey. knows what queef means.
hardardt is the most beautiful girl in the world... like a tree or a high class prostitute.
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Err, it's a penis, obviously.
'...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..."
The League of Gentlemen
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A variation of the sixty-nine, except both participants are eating out the others balloon knot.
My girlfriend and I tried a Rusty Niner..
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drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.
Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.
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