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1. To change or modify a device to eliminate bordom or appear knowledgable. When I'm bored, I frobmonicate dials at the nuclear power..

1. The disease that infects dorm rooms at campuses around the country inhabited by sketchy, creeper roommates who enjoy their Eminem a litt..

1. To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim..