Hardcore Burt

What is Hardcore Burt?


1.

Hardcore Burt is the alter-ego of Bert from Sesame Street. After being dumped by Ernie, Burt adopted the Hardcore lifestyle and is now dating Bernie.

Hardcore Burt plays guitar and is a vegetarian.

He enjoys listening to his best mates bands, Front Counter and October Powder and gets aggravated when Ernie loses his gag balls and whips.

"OMG I was on October Powders myspace and saw this guy, Hardcore Burt! He is so totally hot!"

See sesame street


0

Random Words:

1. (n.) The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly. See Nick..
1. The performance of oral sex. I was cruising in my sweet 1987 IROC Carmaro and my girlfriend was giving me a nibble knob. 2. when a wo..
1. A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex. I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' f..