Hardcore Kids

What is Hardcore Kids?


1.

A "Hardcore Kid" can be described as someone (usually around the age of 17) who stands around at some local community hall and listens to shitty bands.

Band names include, but are not limited to:

A Hero A Fake

Protest the Hero

A New Hero

A Heroes Welcome

aboycalledhero

Visual Description:

- Girl Jeans (usually rolled up to the knee, giving the look of capris)

- V Neck shirts

- Head-band or bandanna

- Converse Shoes / Vans Slip-On Shoes

- Long (girlish) hair

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(it was a good example)

Hardcore Kid 1 Wearing a Polo : Holy shit that was fucking crazy did you hear that drummers double bass...

Hardcore Kid 2 wearing band T : Fuck yes...

Hardcore Kid 3 wearing no shirt : Check out me throwing it down with these sick moves.. * pulls a chicken wing into a Pick up pennies then throws in a double front*...

Hardcore Kid 2 : DAMMMMN

Hardcore Kid 1 Wearing a polo : I'm still a hardcore kid and we are hardcore kids because I'm wearing a polo!

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2.

hardcore kids are douche bags between the ages of 15 and 20, I've seen one in their 30's though, so I guess some kids never grow out of their faggotry.

they take themselves way too seriously and all start terrible bands with "br00tal" names.

they say things such as "wicked" "siqq" and "fukkin brootal SON!"

they also get TERRIBLE tattoos, generally they turn into TERRIBLE sleeves, and they then brag to their friends about how "siqq" their tattoos are.

hardcore kids are fond of getting ridiculous piercings including:

septums

bridges

snakebites

smilies

lip web piercings

ridiculously large gauges

lebrets

double nose rings

etc.

the cooler ones will grow beards, but seeing as most hardcore kids are prepubescent teens with nothing better to do with their time, they'll have ugly scruff.

hardcore kids are also fond of being "straight-edge" and "vegans"

they think this makes them more br00tal, but as you know there's nothing more brutal than killing your liver and lungs with drinking and smoking. Killing animals is also pretty brutal.

Hardcore Dancing

this is a made-up term by a pseudo-scene where white kids put up the "demon claw" and jump around with no beat or time signature. They like to punch the air and do windmills, generally they'll wind up with a headache and then punch you for smoking a cigarette.

Overall, hardcore kids listen to terrible bands that all sound the same, take themselves way too seriously, and will ultimately get nowhere in life with their large gauges and piercing scars.

Guy: "Dude did you see those hardcore kids!?"

Me: "Yeah what a bunch of queers"

See queer, vegan

3.

Many thing HC has to do with being Emo but its not.. They just have the same style..

a Hardcore kid is classified as any person that listens to the Hardcore, Post Hardcore and Grindcore genres in particular...

an HxC kids style...

Normally Tight Fitting Band T's

Girl Jeans

A Bandanna

Big Hair

Differant Color Hair

Chuck Taylor converse or Slip on Vans

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However there are still tons of hardcore kids that dont follow that trend... Like me for example..

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Hardcore music is defined by... A Screaming genre of punk were there are severe tempo changes, screaming, drop D tuned guitars, drop C tuned guitars, Amazing drumming normally suggested by there amazing double bass and dirty cords galore from the guitars...

some good examples of hxc bands are...

Norma Jean

Black Dalhia Murder more metalcore then hardcore

As I Lay Dying

Sinking Ships

Agnostic Front

Madball

Sick of it All

Ion Dissonance more grindcore

those are just a few examples...

Now on to HxC Dancing..

Hardcore dancing is in some styles just idiots hitting the air, but some styles of hardcore dance are very unique here in Indiana the hardcore dancing scene does way more technical moves than just punching and kicking the air, We do things called... Chicken Wings, Doublefront, Fourlegged and tons of other creative moves however some people are in the misconception that Hardcore dancing was designed to be completely unrevalent to Hardcore music... THIS IS WRONG, Almost any good HxC dancer is on beat just like normal dancing...

- That ends my definetion of Hardcore...

Hardcore Kid 1 Wearing a Polo : Holy shit that was fucking crazy did you hear that drummers double bass...

Hardcore Kid 2 wearing band T : Fuck yes...

Hardcore Kid 3 wearing no shirt : Check out me throwing it down with these sick moves.. * pulls a chicken wing into a Pick up pennies then throws in a double front*...

Hardcore Kid 2 : DAMMMMN

Hardcore Kid 1 Wearing a polo : Im still a hardcore kid and we are hardcore kids because im wearing a polo!

See hxc, hardcore kids, hardcore, music, emo, scene, double bass


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