What is Hardening Of The Sharteries?


1.

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

See shart, fart, grunt, poop, crust, crusty


44

Random Words:

1. -the act of masterbating with extreme force and power. -Porn is for learning not masterjacking. -Baby, I want you to masterjack on my ..
1. A contemptible and low-life individual; a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence! Pete'..
1. Smelly Nasty Ass. Chronic Shart Disease. Your snass is making this house unbearable to live in. See smelly, ass, nasty, shart, dirty ..