Hardening The Carpet

What is Hardening The Carpet?

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

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W.o.b

1. Acronym. Wank over bog. 'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving' 'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob..

W.p.t.

1. white people's time - an event starting on time versus starting late. w.p.t. time versus c.p.t. which is colored people's tim..

Five Dollar

1. Taking a long and healthy dump. The word bears it's origin from when I made $10 per hour and would spend a paid half hour on the t..

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