What is Hardner?
1.
The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood, or taking a blinding root that makes your eyes go wonky over your primary seven teacher, who isn't even that good looking but fills the given criteria of an 11 yr old boy, that being she has tits of some description.
"here our boy, no harm, but watching your ma paint that fence is giving me a quare hardner"
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