Hardon

What is Hardon?


1.

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

See Holmes

2.

variant of hard-on

I have a huge hardon right now.

He's really got a hardon for that chick.

3.

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"

in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....

1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."

"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"

See anus, bud fugger, buggery, browneye

4.

A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly

Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.

"That guy is like so coming on to me"

"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"

See sleazy, male, adolescent, hard-on, fucknose

5.

Hardon; is also when you are running along with your life. Except for when you keep running into; be it boy or girl, who your really hate. So much so that you have a hardon to get either revenge' or give them the ultimate amount of pain and misery. You detest them so much that you got a hardon for them.

Ever since That jerk from work screwed your old lady; You have had one hell of a hardon for them.

See erection, hate, loathing


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