What is Hardon?
1.
the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection
the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.
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2.
variant of
I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.
3.
Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!
2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
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4.
A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly
Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"
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5.
Hardon; is also when you are running along with your life. Except for when you keep running into; be it boy or girl, who your really hate. So much so that you have a hardon to get either revenge' or give them the ultimate amount of pain and misery. You detest them so much that you got a hardon for them.
Ever since That jerk from work screwed your old lady; You have had one hell of a hardon for them.
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