Hardon's Edit Meaning

1. When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate..

1. A sunburn which is so severe that it takes on a purplish tint, reminding one of the TV character Barney. A-Dude, my face hurts so bad! ..

1. Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age. He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle. See hair, los..