Hardware

What is Hardware?


1.

Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered.

2.

Word used on the street in place of 'gun'

aka. heat

This jacket is heavy. He must be carrying some hardware.

3.

A wedding or engagement ring, indication of an individual being "taken". Applies to both sexes.

"Psst! Look at that hunk. Drat, he's got hardware."

4.

One of the many pet names for a guy's dick, especially if your guy has a thing for technology and is hard for you often.

Girl 1: So I went home with that tech guy last night...

Girl 2: and...???

Girl 1: Let's just say his hardware is impressive beyond his Mac...

See dick, hard on, fuck, tech

5.

On a skateboard, the screws and bolts that hold the board together.

You can buy hardware cheap.

6.

An object, everything physical in opposition to software

7.

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.

Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!

See jewelry, bling, ice


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