What is Hardwear?
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A horseshoe shaped metal fitting worn in one of several configurations on the male genital package to maximize the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolong love making, and increase the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.
Appeared in 2006, as a safe alternative to old-fashioned cock rings and side-effect proned boner pills.
I love how much bigger and harder my penis is in hardwear.
My penis isn't just hard its hardwear-hard.
I got rid of my old cock rings and upgraded to hardwear.
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