Hardwood Floors

What is Hardwood Floors?


1.

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

2.

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

3.

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

4.

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

See hardwood, erection, woody


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