What is Hargrove's Syndrome?
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A parasitic mass originating from China, which latches onto the arm and/or penis of (typically) a male human. Known to make incessant noises which cause
The parasitic mass is in the same class as the Hirudo, or
Peter: Oh god, what's that thing hanging on Matt's arm?!
Patrick: Oh, you didn't know? Matt has Hargrove's Syndrome.
Peter: I hope he can be cured!
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