What is Hark?
1.
an exclamation of joy. or anything.
hark! i made an a!!
2.
A person in a state of drunkardness that results in inconceivably retarded actions.
Hark was a fucking retard last night. He shat right in the middle of the parking lot.
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3.
1.The acknowledgment of a particularly stupid or careless statement or action.
A)Person 1: "Man, you know Larry Johnson is a pretty good runningback."
Person 2: "HARK!!! you're a retard!"
B)Dating that girl was really freakin' hark!!
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4.
To take possession of that which is not yours.
From the movie Strange Brew: "Those dudes harked our clothes!, who'd want to hark our clothes"
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5.
the sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.
The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up
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6.
To get angry, mad or upset at someone.
"When Brad found out his girl cheated, he was fucken harking!"
"I'm going to hark that shopkeeper about short-changing me."
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