What is Harker?
1.
The coolest school in the world, but they block certain videos and websites. The coolest school in the world with the best people that can get around proxies and firewalls.
Mr. Cow goes to Harker and he owns at everything.
Stephani is obsessed with wierd rock bands.
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2.
The school with really smart people and a bunch of nerdy asians. Most schools cannot stand Harker because it is such a smart school, so they take it out on the sports teams. When a Harker sport team wins, however, the Harker Eagles prove they are the biggest BAMFs in the world!
Look at Harker. I wish I could go there, but I'm not rich nor smart enough. Let's go kick their football team's ass!
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3.
waste matter discharged from the body in a tightly wound coil; especially : waste (as feces) discharged from the alimentary canal.
"I went into the Library and took a "harker" in the main aisle."
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