What is Harlan?
1.
One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!
Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing
Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.
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2.
n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.
-Dude, do you see that guy over there?
-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?
-I want to bang him.
-Dude...?
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3.
A Flippin Awesome Dude that kicks ass and sleeps with lots of women at once but remains STD Free
-Man that guy has aids
-No he doesn't he is a Harlan
-oh ok, man he is a lucky guy
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4.
Gay ass little town in in Iowa in the middle of nowhere full of hicks, preps, more hicks, rednecks....yes i realize they are the same thing!!!
"Where do you live?"
"In Harlan."
"Oh that redneck town in the middle of nowhere?"
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5.
Small coal mining community in southeastern kentucky.
The land of harlan is divided into two types of people 99.1% losers and .1% awesome.
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