Harlan

What is Harlan?


1.

One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!

Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing

Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.

See sexy, babe, hot, bonzai, bonsai

2.

n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.

-Dude, do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?

-I want to bang him.

-Dude...?

See harlan, tubgirl, angry pirate, ladies man, pimp, sexy, hot sauce, sauce

3.

A Flippin Awesome Dude that kicks ass and sleeps with lots of women at once but remains STD Free

-Man that guy has aids

-No he doesn't he is a Harlan

-oh ok, man he is a lucky guy

See harlan, sexy, awesome, lucky, std, free

4.

Gay ass little town in in Iowa in the middle of nowhere full of hicks, preps, more hicks, rednecks....yes i realize they are the same thing!!!

"Where do you live?"

"In Harlan."

"Oh that redneck town in the middle of nowhere?"

See harlan, gay, redneck, hick, prep

5.

Small coal mining community in southeastern kentucky.

The land of harlan is divided into two types of people 99.1% losers and .1% awesome.

See h-town, spec, awesome, loser, coal, black


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