Harleyman

What is Harleyman?


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A man, usually a caucasian, who no matter what day of the year, or what season, dresses as if he came to work on a Harley. His attire consists of the following: Tight jeans, Napoleon Dynamite moon boots, long hair, shirts with different color flames as well as a token “bad ass” leather jacket, often with skulls. However despite the tough decor, this man is usually a pussy and closet homosexual. This explains his obvious overcompensation for his unnecessary attire or possibly the fact that he owns no Harley.

Dude, he came to work in a smart car. Why is he dressed like he came in a Harley? Holy shit, are those moon boots? Ohhh ok I get it, he’s got to be a penis loving Harleyman.

See douche, harley, man, flames, homo, smart car, moon boots


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