What is Harlow?
1.
Chav capital of the world.
Driving into Harlow is now impossible, destrictions have been made so that only
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Birmingham
2.
Chav capital of the world.
Driving into Harlow is now impossible, destrictions have been made so that only Chavettes and their mini chav buggies can patrol the streets looking for more fags. Also you are not allowed to enter unless you have a rusting D-reg Vaxhall Coursa that has 10000bhp and is capable of Mach 7
Furthermore it is home to some very complicated geopolitical struggles! For example Harlow New Town is locked in a battle to prevent the peoples of Church Langley and Old Harlow from forming breakaway chav states. Many commentators have predicted for some time that open civil war will break out but as of yet an uneasy peace reigns.
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3.
1. The act of being down to do something.
Another word instead of saying "I'm so down"
2. The act of being down for sexual acts, usually a sex-craved girl, horny.
1."I am so harlow bro!"
2."Daang, my girlfriend is so harlow!"
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4.
A physical act in which one apprehends one or more telecommunication devices ie. traditional telephones, cellular telephones, and proceeds to manhandle, break, throw, and/or destroy the object in a fit of rage.
She was so mad when he lied, so she proceeded to harlow the cheating bastard's phone.
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