Harmonica

What is Harmonica?


1.

a musical instrument... nothing to deal with sexual relations

bob dylan played the harmonica...

See music, harp, blues, folk

2.

The world's most highly sold musical instrument.

Guitar players everywhere are shocked and appalled by this harmonica fun fact.

See music, instrument, guitar, harmonica

3.

When a young lady gives a line-up of men rapid blowjobs by running her mouth along the penis heads as if they were a harmonica.

"Dang, that ho gave us a harmonica last night..."

See Antoine

4.

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.

"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"

5.

When two homosexuals are docking, and create a leclair- then a third homosexual places his mouth on the leclair and quickly moves it back and forth while blowing. This makes the leclair look like a it is a harmonica being played by a crazy man- complete with semen flying everywhere.

Mike liked Ryan and Sam's leclair so much, that he decided to make it a harmonica. Just like when he volunteered at the old folks home, thanking the elderlies.

See docking, homosexuals, semen


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