Harpers Mom

What is Harpers Mom?


1.

A discreet way of saying 'an ass dildo'

Harpers mom is so good!

See anal, dildo, harper, mocking, gay


37

Random Words:

1. Small town in South East Cornwall, abandoned some time in the late 90's and now completely under the control of chavs. Notable only..
1. Wrapping a hamster (or similar rodent) in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split. The sixteenth Presid..
1. To explain something in a way that confuses things even more. Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certa..