Harpoon

What is Harpoon?


1.

To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:

Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.

I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.

See whaler, icing, back bacon

2.

What you man when there's a whale about.

Fred : "Thar she blows!"

Jeff : "MAN THE HARPOONS!"

Scabby first mate Flemmings: "Yarrr!"

See harpoons, man, them, thar, she, blows, blow, lard, blubber

3.

1. Weapon used for killing whales.

2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.

1. Lets harpoon that whale!

2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?

4.

A harmonica (southern argot/slang?)

"Me & Bobby Mcgee" (1st verse):

"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,

Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.

Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,

Took us all the way to New Orleans.

Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana

And was blowin' sad while Bobby sang the blues,

With them windshield wipers slappin' time and

Bobby clappin' hands

We finally sang up every song that driver knew…"

See music, instrument, mouth organ

5.

The battle cry called out to alert members of ones team that a shoulder launched rocket is going to be fired. In reference to the Rocket Propelled Grednade ( RPG) looking like a whaling tool on some online applications.

Nick: "Harpoon!!!!"

Matt: "Oh thank god you said that or it would have hit me!!!"

See rpg, shooter, grenade, rocket, missile

6.

For seamenthe call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obeseor outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."

Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

See whale, tranny, beer goggles, beast, rosie o'donnell

7.

Feminine hygiene product.

My girl is at the store getting some harpoons, so I asked her to pick up some beer.

See tampons, rag, period


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