Harps

What is Harps?

1. to spectacularly crash a borrowed motorcycle

2. to lowside one's own motorcycle at an embarassingly low speed

I was pulling into my driveway and BAM!, I Harpsed.

Erstwhile Spouse

1. Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband. I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's on..

Los-angelees

1. dental-flossing of the bumhole, the cleansing of the poop-shoot, 'your such a los-angelees' See bumhole..

Gloggy

1. Painfully slow, as though moving through molasses. My internet connection is quite gloggy today...

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Harps Edit Meaning