Harrigan

What is Harrigan?


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1. A formal haircut in which one's pubic hair is styled to resemble a handlebar mustache.

2. A legendary sexual maneuver involving a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, an amputee, and the anus.

3. A drunken conversation about philosophy and the nature of life, shared over a cigarette.

1. Dan's girlfriend got a harrigan, so every time they have sex, he feels like he's getting head from the monopoly guy.

2. Mark procured a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, and an amputee: he was ready for a harrigan.

3. You owe me a harrigan.

See monopoly, mustache, margarine, amputee, dwarf


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