What is Hartenbauer?
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The male version has much trouble with women. In the stone age, male Hartenbauer cavemen would charm females with their large man boobs. Once seduced the female would have to be on top during sexual intercourse.
Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.
The Hartenbauer sure loves his cake! I guess that means he couldn't get a date tonight.
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a mathematical term which has no use in real life,
unless u like finding out how much space something takes up.
which no one really do..
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Getting crunked up to the maximum extent of cruckness by exploding on the dance floor!
"Soulja boy up in this hoe, now watch me yu..
