Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Eyedropper

1. 1. Have sex 2. Bust a nut 3. Remove penis 4. Grab girl's head 5. Open her eye (either one you choose) 6. Place penis 5 to 6 in..

Quenchers

1. BOOBS. you know, the two things hanging from your upper bod. "the other day i was walking on the sidewalk when a tree fell and ch..

Junction City

1. A place where not everyone is in the ghetto. Many times, Junction City is mistaken for a crappy little hole in the state filled with dru..

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