Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Kthxplz

1. Nerd speak computer lingo short for "ok thanks please" used to add emphasis to a statement. go play hide and go fuck yourself..

Intactivism

1. the act of raising awareness that men should have the right to choose whether or not they keep their entire penis they were born with an..

Hpm

1. a group of four dazzling young adults who enjoy cupcakes, puns and sartorialising. usually involves 3 especially good female friends, ea..

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