Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Jump Up My Ass

1. a more subtle term of go fuck your self johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push hi..

Clam Handler

1. A person of great wealth. That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler...

Ignoreworthy

1. People you press the ignore button on your cell phone and default directly to voice mail when they call. These people are usually drama..

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