Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Boonkum

1. synonym for ass, booty 1. Man, she is bout it...she let me cum in her boonkum! 2. Ah dog, she has a phat boonkum!..

Butt Cheek

1. The gluteus maximus; side of the buttocks. Her shorts were short and you could see the little moons of her butt cheeks. See cornholio..

Fuckbeans

1. 1. An obscenity which is used to show a person has made a mistake or an accident has occured Oh FUCKBEANS, i've lost my work FUCK..

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