Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Iguana Milk

1. The milk coming from an iguana. The liquid coming from an iguana's eyes when stabbed from a needle. A gallon of milk from goosecr..

Poon Swoozled

1. Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but ..

Z Monster

1. To be over fatigued, or drowsy... I gotta get some sleep,That z monster is kicking my ass! See drowsy, sleepy, tired..

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