Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Brain Cripple

1. an individual who is crippled in the brain. you're a fucking brain cripple See cripple, retard, idiot, mongy, thicko..

B4b

1. Boobs for beads. An act in which girls show there goods for some cheap plastic beads. Kristene showed some b4b. See Haseeb..

Tashwank

1. A wank finishing with the ejaculation of semen onto a mans moustache. James had a tashwank and he came on Tasher's tash. See jame..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hartney Helmet Edit Meaning