Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Zimphabonist

1. A person in a relationship which puzzles society. When a really ugly guy and an attractive girl start dating, their relationship is sai..

Quarzo

1. a sexual encounter, specifically a foursome quarzo, a boy, and 3 girls having sex See sex, foursome, get some, do it, poop 1. a sexu..

W2f

1. way to fail usually used after complete failure Son: hey dad im gay Dad: w2f See fail, way, failure, wtf 2. Acronym used in chatti..

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