Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Kiddy Porn

1. A Faggot Who Likes Man Calves And Hitting On Middle School Girls...Also Known To Date Chicks Who Look Like Men And Men Who Look Like... ..

Anal Cannibalism

1. When two or more humanoids face one another back to back, spread their cheeks exposing their crevices, and force their exits to kiss pas..

Insp

1. Acronym meaning "I Need Some Poon!" This is an allusion to the movie 40 Year Old Virgin, where actor Steve Carrell talks abou..

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