Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Vagina

1. The best friend a penis will ever have. Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours. See urban pervert ..

Zit Clit

1. Acne on your clit, or around it. Cindy sat home all night scubbing her zit clit. See pussy, zit, clit, acne, puss..

Yard Teef

1. Big old teeth as big as a yard She had big ole yard teef! See teef, yard, teeth, big, ole..

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