Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Z.j.

1. The act of sticking your penile organ between a woman's (preferably lubricated) buttcheeks, followed by her jumping up and down, un..

R.w.z

1. sickest family in the world may contain cwalking, krumping, melbourne shuffling, hip hop dancing, and freestyling buuuummbbbaacaaaat X..

Ploughing New Ground

1. slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow. "Jake..

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