Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Vaginamancy

1. The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain,..

2faced

1. when you talk shit behind someone's back thenm you they friend in they face why she actin all 2faced she was just talking mad smac..

Rear Collision Whiplash

1. While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting ..

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