Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Urza

1. The most powerful Planeswalker on Dominaria before the end of the Phyrexian invasion. (Apocalypse was the last set of Magic: The Gatheri..

Nigger Rip

1. To obtain a fairly decent and smokable cigarette and then sparking up with said cigarette. Paul:Hey look at the ciggarette on the groun..

Yokalite Position

1. On your hands and knees, ready to take it from behind. She got down in the yokalite position...

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