Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Bawtism

1. An affliction of the mouth. Symptoms are frequent usage of the word bawbag, or putting the prefix "baw" in front of many othe..

Zoeyellen

1. to be doofy and/or clumsy. Makes a fool out of self frequently. *slips and falls* UGHH! I am so zoeyellen! See doofy, clumsy, faller,..

Zobelize

1. When a man gets on all fours and requests that a woman penetrate his asshole with her titty, also works when tha man is on his back. Jo..

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