Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Zackley's Disease

1. Pungent feet stench, that can drive away normal humans on a range of 15 meters, and allure carcass-eating beasts like vultures and hyeen..

Reif Job

1. As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "c..

Zoosky

1. A synonym to hot, but only Mr. Zoosk calls you that, OHYABBZ Mr. Zoosk: Someone thinks you're Zoosky! See hot, cool, sexy, zoosky..

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