Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Feted

1. Partied outin Buckhead or TuckerGA just north of Atlanta. A party goer who survives to the end of a long night out in Buckhead/ Tuck..

Dirty-lambo

1. A bastardly looking Ginger who beats his meat all night long even though he is married. He finds more satisfaction in jerking off then b..

Yebble

1. Mucus produced at the back of the throat and brought up to the mouth to spit out. More common in smokers. Also see 'loogie' or..

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