Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Queffer

1. a large gay castrated heffer damn justin is such a queffer See gay, cows, heffer, queer 1. a large gay castrated heffer damn justin..

Pimpery

1. the art of pimpin'. "Been knowin' da ho fo' fo' days, pimpery pays, and I bet you don't know that she goe..

W00tbeer

1. what you drink after you own another team i just spilt w00tbeer all over myself See w00tang..

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