Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Jerkstain

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Ish Poo

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Upfors

1. Declaritve statement, affirmitive. 1.'who fancies going to the pub?' 'upfors' 2.'fancy Bognor this summer?&a..

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