Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

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1. 1. A pair of shifty eyes. 2. Guns for kirby 1. *Agrees* ¬¬ 2. ¬<(' '¬<) 2. General Forumism: To indicate the usage..

Naughty Den

1. placing the bed covers over you and your partner, creating a den, and performing sexual acts "I was in the naughty den last night ..

Danger Cameltoe

1. For males: To split ones nutsack with the shaft of ones penis. the shaft then gets tucked under to the gooch, leaving the testicals push..

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