Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Stumpal

1. N; a friend missing an apendage. I was down and the Y and I made a couple of old VETS. my new STUMPALS. See friends, legs, vets..

Shoulder Laughing

1. A breathy laugh where the shoulder bounce up and down repeatedly like a dope. It sounds like, "huff huff huff huff." Stephani..

Be Cowed

1. to be frightened into doing something you don't want to do I will not be cowed into forsaking my beliefs. Not by you or anyone els..

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