Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Umguysyegatter!

1. Used to find out if you are in the company of someone from Sittingbourne, Kent, UK. Shout itat any public gathering, if the return cry o..

Jaak

1. JAAK is the male version of TAAS. They are and will never be as great as them though. Lets go to club TAAS and get JAAKed up. See dw,..

Vagina Elf

1. An obstetrics and gynecology intern or resident. Although Michelle finished med school, she's still got 2 more years before she co..

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