Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?


1.

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.


0

Random Words:

1. There are 2 things here, Meaning 1: A small town in northern Sweden. Meaning 2: The small piss flaps on the end of a dick that makes t..
1. Dancing smiley faces. They have a resembelence to Kirby. Man I'm so happy! <(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)> See Bane 2. ..
1. The act of having one's log stolen from a queue without permission. Did you just steal my log you marfiler? See Brent..