Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Umdassa

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Blutwurst Surprise

1. Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tel..

Emotional Bellhop

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