Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Stroy

1. spiffy, rad, nifty, etc... literally meaning cool, awesome, that rocks, alright, sure, yes, etc... Hey! Look at that stroy car!..

Zopohin

1. Spanish noun. Residual morning-after cum stuck between your penis and underwear; Syn. Morning Wood jizz-frosting. Tengo mucho zopohin ..

Air Miles

1. An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up. "Keep this up bonny lad and I ..

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