Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Yacteria

1. A cafeteria experience that leaves one ill/sick. I ate at the yacteria for lunch, now I think I'm gonna yack it up on my shoes. S..

Zetta

1. One of the most awesome adjectives the universe has ever known, or will ever know. Usually used as a substitute for "very," &q..

Lean Beef

1. jerking off using a george foreman grill instead of your hand. I was bored with just whacking it so i pulled a lean beef See masterbat..

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