Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Blank Your This

1. 1. Use your head 2. uncontrollable rapping 1. Yo man, don't be stupid, blank your this. 2. Did you hear 50¢? That fool was blan..

The Jack Frost

1. When recieving a Blow Job, the man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth just before he ejaculates, and blows his load right onto her ..

Perchance

1. Perhaps, and possibly. Often used in line with Mayhaps and Forsooth. Him: I see that look in your eyes...are you up to something sinis..

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