Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Pimp The System

1. To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary. "Where'd you cop ..

Monday

1. a word that can be used to describe a black person without insulting them with them knowing. This word is relativley close to nigger. ..

Golden Baton

1. Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant. The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's ..

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