Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

Unpossible

1. Even more impossible than impossible. Quite possibly the most impossiblest thing in the world. Stupid_dumbface: "Srter's are..

Church-goer

1. A person who goes to church regularly. The usage is often by people who want to cast a disparaging remark about people who attend churc..

Jopi

1. a very attractive male; sexy beast damn look at that guy posted up in the club. That dude's a jopi, fashow. See sexy, jopi, beast..

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