Hartney Helmet

What is Hartney Helmet?

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

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Nadle Swing

1. when a man jingles his balls 1 inch from someones face like a pendelum Michael jackson was accused of nadle swinging a small boy..

Z Status

1. Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority ..

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