What is Hartwick College?
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A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.
Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!
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A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.
Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape
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Random Words:
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Philipino for stinky pussy.
Haris: Hey Tom how was that girl you slept with the other night?
Tom: I went down on her and caught wind..
