What is Harwich?
1.
Cape Cod town full of over-dramatic, slutty, lying, two-faced bitches. We're known all around the Cape for our small-town drama and we've got nothing to offer but seem to think we do. The only good thing about Harwich is about 2% of the people are good friends and cool people, the other 98% suck. We don't even have our own football and hockey teams because we're so small and have like no money. It's a gay place with gay people and almost everyone hates living here.
Did you hear about Harwich?
No why?
NEITHER DID I. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS THERE.
2.
the biggest collection of drama queens ever.
omgz! biitchezz dunt be hAttInnngz!
3.
Da best damn town there ibba was. I'm the leadin ibba scorer there. i love all de'm ibba girls.
Harwich, where we fuck up in sports every ibba year.
Harwich, where da basketball fans are all ibba turkeys
4.
A place where the guys for the most part think they are the coolest people in the world and great athletes and the girls are all sluts. Home of Cody Crowell, Dylan Hedmark, Adam Rose, Jared McGuire, Scott Keeler, and Jamie Scarborough. All who suck ass and think they are the coolest people in the world when they are really pussy ass drinkers who like to put pictures of themselves acting like retards on webshots so check that shit out. think they are the best athletes in the world when they all really suck and a lot of hype. the only true athlete that is good is Jared McGuire who will go far. Everyone else sucks ass but have politics behind them. No one in Harwich really cares about them although they think they do.
I hope i dont pull a Harwich and fuck my best friends little sister.
I hope i dont pull a Harwich and think i'm better than I am.
I hope i dont pull a Harwich and think that everyone is talking about how cool I am but really how much of a fucking retard i really am.
I hope i dont pull a Harwich and think i have a big dick when it's really small.
