Ha~ses

What is Ha~ses?


1.

A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.

VARIATIONS OF HA~SES:

Sauce: Sauce is the lame attempt of a group of kids trying to make ha~ses original and their "own thing". They yell the word "sauce" cause they think it makes them as cool as the rest of the ha~ses-ers out there, don't be fooled, their all just a bunch of tool-bags.

Ses: Sessing has a completely different meaning to it. Not to be confused with ha~ses or sauce. Ses is the act of unadulterated fun. It's the act of doing "absolutely nothing sexual" and being really sketchy about it.

A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.

"The test today will contain thr--"

"HA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

"Excuse me?!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!"

See Anthony

2.

n. a large, often chilled, pot of bakalava.

Dear sir, could you please pass the ha~ses?


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