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a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.
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The sudden realization of understanding a quote.
Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.
David: Wait what?
Jeff: ...
David: Ohhhhh..
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jacking off
(only do when you are alone)
don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.
See 3, logs, down, mastu..