What is Haskey?
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A person of high self importance found in low level corporate positions, frequently found telling co-workers what to do whilst being clueless themselves. Haskeys are found in most workplaces and are suspected, yet not confirmed, to spend many hours a night masturbating over pictures of themselves
Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"
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Being financially conservative or frugal. Also just being plain cheap.
You are acting jewish becuase you won't even spend a dime!
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Zombie Face - bust a nut on girls face, let it hardin, thats a zombie face.
1. girl give u head
2. bust nut on her face
3.let it hard..