Haskin

What is Haskin?


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A measurement of office rage. The Haskin scale is an exponential scale starting at 0 when you're completely placid and peaks when an office worker reaches 1 Haskin. This is the point at which they storm into their boss's office, slam their letter of resignation on the desk and disappear in a puff of indignation. Named for the first individual to achieve 1.0 on the Haskin scale.

If that idiot calls me again to ask about his helpdesk call, I'm going to have a Haskin.

How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm around .3 of a Haskin today.

See office, rage, resign, nigel


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