What is Haslet?
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The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.
Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.
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The best meat in the world
hmm, i love my haslet
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A person exhibiting extreme quirkiness, dorkiness, and adorableness.
"My best friend, Jen, is so quirkdorkable!"
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1.a term that can be said when a BEAST supposedly falls over.
2. this chick supposedly fell while dressed up like a frog pretending to ..
