Haslet

What is Haslet?

1.

The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.

Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.

See narnia, belch, ham, pork, burp, parody

2.

The best meat in the world

hmm, i love my haslet
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