Hasselbeck Edit Meaning

1.

Anything that is beffiting the traditional sense of masculinty, toughness, or persistance.

From the Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. Especially his repersentation in the Playstation 2 game NFL Street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.

Also spelled hasselback

After being pinned by a boulder he cut his arm off with a dull pocket knife. That is extremely hasselbeck.

2.

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

See Matt

3.

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.