What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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A restroom, toilet, or bogrecently humbled by the emanations of an individual who has consumed too much of a very hot Indian curry.
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