What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
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One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser'..
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the ferret-like inside of a person (usually male) that tends to grow larger as his sleeze factor increases until it is visible through t..
