What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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(n) The illusion a dude creates by posing to suggest that a landmark or large object is protruding from his crotch (see toothpaste for d..
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Overly intoxicated or under the influence of a illegal drug. High in other words.
"Your boy all ziggadeeboo from that oil son!!&q..