What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you..
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Giving the appearance of being rich by throwing $20 in $1's at or near a dancer at a strip club!
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To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.
I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinne..
