What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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The act of hitting someone in there eye. The eye must bleed, swell, and blackin.
Me and Jimmy are about to go give this bitch an eye ja..