What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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adv.slang. Alternative term for any person giving fellatio.
The term comes from the visual similarity of the act performed i.e. scremin..
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Extremely exceptional.
Ginger's booty is exceptional, but Mary-Anne's booty is exceptionaller.
See super cool, totally aweso..