What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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Another term for masturbating.
Cliff: Hey, where's Ross?
Trevor: Probably home, doing work.
Cliff: But I thought he worked at.....
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The state of being that Mark Wilsons® hair is in first thing every morning.
Wow dog, your head looks like a vagina melt™ today!!!!
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