What is Hasselfaced?
1.
To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; falsehood.
"My Boy Said He Had To Do Somethin So H..