What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.
"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne&q..