What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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A party with multiple slutty females.
Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard...
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An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!
Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultan..