Hasselfaced

What is Hasselfaced?

To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.

Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.

See hoff drunk, hoff lover, hoffa, hoffanomics, hoffdogg, hoffed, hoffmeister, hoffmail, hoffmania

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