What is Hasselfaced?
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To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
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Any person(s) who have commited acts of anal(s) sex(es), or has simply popped their collar for the arousment of other men.
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