What is Hasselhoff?
1.
verb. To run in slow motion
Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass
2.
Hasselhoff, David
A literal God among men.
Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.
His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.
Go see it.
I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.
3.
Hasselhoff, David.
The most envied man of the early 90's.
"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.
4.
Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.
Past Tense: Hasselhoffed
I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.
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5.
Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)
I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.
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6.
verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym:
Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.
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7.
A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'
Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!
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