Hasselhoffed Edit Meaning

1.

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results

2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!

2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

2.

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

See drunk, hasselhoff, hammered, alcohol, drinking, booze, loaded

3.

In an extreme state of drunkeness

"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"

See hasselhoff, hasselhoffed, drunk, hammered, smashed

4.

To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.

Dude, I am going to get so Hasselhoffed tonight!

See wasted, drunk, blocked, smashed, inebriated

5.

1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

See drunk, drinking, eating, david hasselhoff, hasselhoffed

6.

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.

I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.

See drunk, wasted, pissed, hammered, marinated

7.

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

See David Hasselhoff