Hasselhoffing

What is Hasselhoffing?


1.

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!

2.

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

See hasselhoff, eating, food, sandwiches

3.

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.

Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

See golf, hasselhoffer

4.

I attribute this word to "lousy acting skills"

"Gee, that was some bad Hasselhoffing"!

See actor, david hasselhoff, skills, movies

5.

A Hasselhoffer is a person or people that immediately junps your back and annoys the hell out of you to no end!

This same type person the Hasselhoffer, does this all day every day, therefore is considered to be Hasselhoffing.

The Hasselhoffer is on the borderline of being a Sociopath because of his the sadistic "Thrill" or "Sympathomimetic Hormonal Rush" he gets from Hasselhoffing others.

You are sitting in a park on a nice sunshiny day; taking in your Zen meditation. Here comes a Hasselhoffer like a <virus> in a computer looking for <Hasselhoffing> time>. The Hasselhoffer appears to <look like> cool people and starts up a conversation;commenting on your Zen beliefs. Before you know it, there he is "Hasselhoffing" you, <trying to make you feel like> your waiting for the next Hailey Bob Comet.

See sociopathic, twitt, jackoff, fuckhead


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