What is Hasselhoffowned?
1.
To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
2.
To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.
Dude just got hasselhoffowned!
Random Words:
1.
When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and..
1.
A variation on traditional tequila shots. You take salt and you make a nice line out of it, and ready a lime wedge. You procede to snort..
