What is Hasselhoffowned?
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To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
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To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.
Dude just got hasselhoffowned!
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To take a big fucking shit, or to see a big fucking shit, when a human or non-human takes such an enormous shit that it is commonly call..
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The coolest guy ever. He quotes stuff every day and is very sexy. Yum.
gdh ur teh sex..
