Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

A Steve

1. Some one who puts hoe's before bro's. Some one who is a discredit to all men because he his girl friend is a proven whore. S..

Billgasm

1. One of the many happenings while going Billistic. Not to be confused with a micgasm. Fan1: I had like four Billgasms at that show! Fan..

Gorgia Dome

1. Head; skully; suckin' d*ck Amanda gave James Gorgia Dome yesterday in front of James's brother. E....

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