Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

1090

1. Pronounced: Ten-Ninty. Literal translation: 10 percent on top, 90 percent in the back. Better known as: "The Mullet." To ..

Nitpicky

1. things noah says that make very little sense "garrett is nitpicky" See noah, is, nitpicky, with, garrett..

åsmund

1. Scandinavian name: From Norse Ås (god) and Mund (gift or bridal gift) i.e. gods gift to all women. All Åsmunds are fantastic lovers, but..

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