Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

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