Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Utay

1. An imaginary place that the waiter thought we were from coz he was chatting to us coz we gave him a big tip. Him:You're not from r..

Encrotching

1. to encroach on a crotch. "umm.... hey, can you move your foot, it's encroaching on my crotch..." "correction: it&a..

Tawook

1. The mouth of the pee hole on a man. Dude, she worked my tawook soooo good. See tawook, peehole, urethra..

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