What is Hasselhoffowned?
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To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
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To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.
Dude just got hasselhoffowned!
Random Words:
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A response to anyone's bitching.
Man 1: I lost my job!
Man 2: You'll get over it.
Man 1: How am i supposed to pay my bills?..
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Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.
Those strategic planners certainly have the Charm..
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An upgrade from a wanksock. (Warning - do not use in school)
Filled my lovebucket last nite, had to borrow John's for a while...
