Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Splarf

1. Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing. Jill was so hammered she ..

You Want A Pickle?

1. When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way. *Fridge door opens* Irishmen: You want something to drink? You: No..

Cupcakies

1. Two people that are destined to be together. The couple everyone is jealous of for having such a high barrier of compassion and sexualit..

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