Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Vfm

1. Value For Money, i.e. cheap 2 for 1 on Jumbo Bars. That is serious vfm. See value, money, cash, cheap, cha-ching..

Hotard

1. The state of being both a ho and a retard. Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard! See Anomaly 2. Adj. 1.) One who is whoreishly r..

Mds

1. short for Manu Down Syndrome; A sexually transmitted disease (STD) that can only occur when intercourse has been achived with Manu Jorda..

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