Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Let Go Of My Chalupa

1. When a person shits in a sock and proceeds to beat their partner with the shitty sock and yells "let go of my chalupa". The w..

Peader

1. a fat man who is a gay bastard who sucks boys penis peader he told me i was not his type he liked MEN See fat, gay, small penis..

Tit Mits

1. a slang term for a bra I need to go buy some new tit mits from the store. See bra, top, underwear..

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