What is Hasselhoffowned?
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To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
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To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.
Dude just got hasselhoffowned!
Random Words:
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a tranquilizer used to control ones inner nigger.
"Dude, Beth needs some inniggalizer"
See inner, nigger, beth..
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A common reaction to goatse.
Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!
Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!..