Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Nifken

1. area of skin between the male genitals and asshole; taint That guy's nifken is 5 inches...

Jump-fuck

1. Jump-Fuck AKA JF Eagerly jumping on a person and having intercourse with them. "Wow Jimmy is totally Jump-Fuckable." "..

Ruttumuna

1. This is a guy with bruisers on the dick. He looks like a steroid abuser and uses too much booze. Also known as "peniskopteri"...

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