What is Hasselhoffowned?
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To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
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To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.
Dude just got hasselhoffowned!
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Japanese code word to signal the beginning of the attack at Pearl Harbor. Means "Otaku Atacku Oahu"
"TORA TORA TORA!&quo..
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1. Constantly erronous and always crashing. See windows.
2. Slow; sluggish. See lag.
3. Never running. See dead.
"I tried to ..
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The speed with which you can operate an ATM.
Dude, you're already done getting your money out? You've got some major versatel..
