Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

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Nofanity

1. "mouthing" a curse word without actually saying it, or pausing where the curse word would be; to cuss without actually saying ..

Quijibo

1. A fat, balding, North American ape with no chin. First used in a Scrabble by Bart Simpson. That quijibo can't play ball. His gut..

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