Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Kabooski

1. when a person says something stupid, annoying, or unneccesary; another person may get the palm of their hand and hit the person who said..

A Testament To

1. Doing something in memory or recognition of another accomplisments or deeds. kid1: omfg, did you just see what happened to derik? kid2..

Zkid

1. A kid that goes to UC for the weekend and fucks a girl twice in one hour and then goes back for more the next day. He then proceeds to ..

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