What is Hasselhoffowned?
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To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
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To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.
Dude just got hasselhoffowned!
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A name for someone with too much gum and not enough tooth
Joanne had a bad tooth to gum ratio, she was a zoe moulding
See zoe, tooth, ..
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When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.
Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsqu..
