Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Gnary

1. Adjective: Having a desire, craving, or need for food; feeling hunger. Gnary is used most commonly in New England Man, I am so gnary wh..

Zohab

1. an extremely perverted short Asian who is bald who's hobby is staring at girls' necks. EEEW ur such a zohab. See pervert, ar..

Kupop

1. 1. a girl's hooha; 2. a girl's neglected tumbleweed-ridden lady bits someone needs to knock the dust off kentucky's kupo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hasselhoffowned Edit Meaning