Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

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Losehead

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9 To 9

1. Way to say you hustle. Most people work 9 to 5, but you put in more. You have the 9 to 9 hustle. I hustle. Big work posted everywhere w..

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