Hasselhoffowned

What is Hasselhoffowned?

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Farris

1. :(v),(n) This is a slang word meaning to eat out a woman or to oraly pleasure her. Ex:I Farrissed her until she was moaning at the top ..

Zjana

1. smelly little person who looks like a beetle. has a tendency to sniff random objects and likes rusty spoons can u smell anything? yeah..

Rte

1. Radio telifis Eireann The national broadcaster in Ireland Sheila:Hey did you watch gilmore girls on rte last night? Me: Oh my god, wa..

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