Hasslebury

What is Hasslebury?

A person exhibiting impossibly high standards, a taskmaster, one who raises the bar to previously untold heights.

My English teacher is such a hasslebury! He had us reading and summarizing Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a sixty minute lesson.

See bar, raise, standards, knight, rider

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