Hasslehoff

What is Hasslehoff?


1.

Verb: to have one too many shirt buttons undone.

"That hairy bear over there is totally hasselhoffing! Hey, hairy bear, button up, buttercup!"

See Adam

2.

A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.

Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.

1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...

2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period

See wank, sex, vietnam, george w. bush

3.

To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.

Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...

Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...

See hoff, hassle, hasslehoff, pizza, dirty, food, ground, floor, drunk, eat, nasty

4.

Awesome, cool, hip, totally bangin'

Guy: That shirt you're wearing is so hasslehoff!

See hasslehoff, awesome, hip, cool, totally awesome, loliver


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