What is Hassman?
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The original name of The Hoff, The Hassman, the legend, is clearly one of the planets most greatest men. His hair, Tight Trousers, Shirt with 3 buttons undone, silver cowboy belt... the list go's on. A flex of his muscles and a quick flash of the tight pants is all it takes to get ALLA DEMMA GAL TO WIND UP THEIR BOOTY & GRIND IT to the sound of the Micky Knight... This man.... This ICON.... THIS... LEGEND that we know as THE KNIGHT RIDER.
"Every man desires him. Every woman aspires to his hairy manliness." THE HASSMAN COMETH
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