What is Hastard?
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A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.
Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.
Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!
You hastard! You used up all of my lube!
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