Hastejaculation

What is Hastejaculation?


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When a 26 year old dude goes to an 18+ club only to grind all night with a young and unsuspecting female until he almost ejaculates in his pants, giving himself a mean set of blue balls.

Last night I was dancing with this chick, I got some bone and gave myself a hastejaculation. I got such a bad stomach ache I went home and threw up.

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