Hastejaculation

What is Hastejaculation?


1.

When a 26 year old dude goes to an 18+ club only to grind all night with a young and unsuspecting female until he almost ejaculates in his pants, giving himself a mean set of blue balls.

Last night I was dancing with this chick, I got some bone and gave myself a hastejaculation. I got such a bad stomach ache I went home and threw up.

See ejaculation, funny, great, crazy, sex


59

Random Words:

1. Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair. Friend 1: Why do you keep pick..
1. One who studies the dictionary in search for large words that no one else knows. A word i created when my friend Adam started using big ..
1. to go completely ape-sh*t-crazy on someone's ass. to completely own someone up in an arguement or dispute. to completely own in s..