Hastings Canter

What is Hastings Canter?


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The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.

Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.

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