What is Hastings Canter?
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The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.
Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.
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To have a short nap, usually after lunch on a Sunday while 'Last Of The Summer Wine' and 'Antiques Roadshow' is on.
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